Bad Kisser

There is nothing like a good kiss to get you in the mood. The New Year is right around the corner.  Are you kissing midnight in with an old love, a new one or no one at all?  One thing for sure is that you don't want to kiss the New Year in with a bad kisser.

Some of the worst:

• The Bad Breath Kisser ~ Oh no, he's coming in for the kill and you can smell his breath before his lips meet yours.  What to do?  Turn away, hold your breath, or just fake like you just got a major coughing spell.  I prefer the latter.  Excuse yourself, and come back with a cough drop and tell him you don't want him to catch your cold.  Clever, right.

• The Wet One ~ Jeez, can someone please hand me a napkin or maybe a bib would be more apropos. I don't want a super dry kiss but I don't want to feel like I need that dental straw that sucks the saliva out of your mouth either. Just a little moisture is enough to get those juices flowing.

• The Helicopter ~ Are we preparing for lift off?  His tongue is swirling around in your mouth like a helicopter propeller. All you can hope for is that the engine stalls so you can disengage.

• The Locked Safe ~  What's the combination to getting this guys mouth to open?  Just pressed closed lips against mine. And we're not talking about a peck on the lips, this a full on frontal closed mouth kiss.  Dude, that's not sexy.

What are some of the worst kisses that you've had?

Happy New Year!